Listen up folks,

Technical difficulties out of our control. If you thought i dispised Paypal since 2004, Dante's rings of hell can't adequately describe the circle jerk since Dec 13th.. hopefully by Jan 15th, the machine is rolling again.

If you are bitter, single or wounded, be sure to checkout the forthcoming new epsiodes on LOVE SUCKS! .TV
And for those Festival of the Babes 17 participants, we apologzie for behind so far behind schedule, so your coupons will bevalid till May 1st, 2008.
--utako
Jan 6th, 2008

Yup, that's right. vulvarific is about to become a full spectrum company. Stay tuned. join the list. and don't worry, we are updating this page and the online kart every day with pics. If you see something you like but are having problems with the kart, just email us and we'll fix it..

Thanks for your patience.